3rd
my name is justin. i pretty much love watching all of you get everything entirely wrong. this place is for my collective online consciousness and holds everything that makes me, me.
i'm also a daft ruby/rails/js/unix/c++ developer from the late 90s underground, enjoys being toffee-nosed and obsessing over electronic music (no, not what YOU call "techno").
Lately I’ve been bombarded by job opportunities. The only thing I’ve possibly done to initiate any of these would be Twittering that I was going to do my annual resume updating… but things are just getting out of hand now!
“Naughty Axxxxxx is a leading adult entertainment provider in San Diego, and we’re looking for a great Ruby on Rails developer and group leader, like yourself, for our “Sxxxx Wxxxx” R&D Department.
As the third member of this elite and secretive crew, you’d be working on new and exciting internal and public-facing projects (some of which are set to blow the top off the adult industry).
Benefits include full medical/dental/vision coverage at no additional cost to you, 401(k) with matching, FSA, flexible hours, choice of Mac or PC use, and a young fast-paced work environment.
We would like to recommend a substantial starting salary, between $50k-$80k, upon approval of your experience! “
Pr0n industry? Oh noez, “internal projects” sounds kind of nasty, don’t you agree?